The list of people that will want to die when they see this video:
- The makeup artist that couldn’t quite feel Christiano’s abs through the dummy shirt.
- The girl that wouldn’t let Ronaldo nutmeg her.
- The old lady that refused to play football with Ronaldo.
- The old man who did the worst pass back of all time.
- The classy girl who didn’t give RONALDO her number.
- The guy who refused to take a photo of Ronaldo posing, from point blank range.
- The girl who sounds like she fell off her chair when Ronaldo reveals himself.
The only people who didn’t regret this day were:
- The boy of course
- The drummer who got to play keep it up with Ronaldo.
- The man in a suit who tried to tackle him. Even though this attempts were hilariously futile.